Atheists Prayer 1
My fellow men, turn away from your false God and stride with me
into a broad sunlight plain of enlightenment and understanding.
To be blessed with the understanding of atheism
will cause a mighty change in a person's heart
so that he has no more desire to believe in myths,
but rather desires to seek the things of the real world.
Follow me and I will put a new spirit within you.
Those who believed not in Christ's name
will be reborn, not of blood, but of logic.
Except a man be the torchbearer of the intellect
he cannot enter into the kingdom of mankind.
We can be born again by the mighty force of our intellect
and whosoever is born of this great force
will not continue in the darkness of the sin
of confusion and mythology.
For whatsoever is born of the intellect
overcomes the world.
Have ye yet been born again of intelligence and logic?
if not ye cannot inherit the kingdom of man.
Whosoever believes on my words shall be born again
of me and walk as a giant amongst men.
And I say onto you.
Repent: for the kingdom of intellect is at hand.
And I saith unto all you computer programmers,
follow me, and I will make you programmers of men.
written by Bob600 of AvC
Atheists Prayer 2
Which art in our heads
Treasured be thy name
Thy reasoning come
The best you can do be done
On Earth as it is
Give us this day new insight
To help us resolve conflicts
And ease pain
And lead us not
Into supernatural explanations
Deliver us from denial of logic
For thine is the kingdom of reason
And even though thy powers are limited
And you're not always glorious
You are the best evolutionary adaptation
We have for helping this earth
Now and forever ever
So Be It